Dad: "I'm going tease your Aunt Linda and Aunt Lois about spending all their money in Beckley."

Me: "It's OK if they want to spend their money."

Dad: "I gonna tell them I know why they went over there...to spend all their money on the Chipmunks."

Me: "Dad, why would they spend their money on seeing the Chipmunks?"

Dad: "You know...that group of guys that have bow ties and no shirts?"

Me: "Yes...Dad, those are the Chippendales."

Dad: "Chippendales...Chipmunks...Same difference."

Happy 61st Birthday Daddy! I hope you have an excellent day and a fantastic year. I love you and hope we will be together to celebrate many more of your birthdays.